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OxyGum is the latest and the greatest. With the use of today’s advances, our team of highly trained and certified scientists have created a hybrid of chewing gum and our secret ingredient. This ingredient, when combined with the saliva, produces a steady flow of oxygen. This allows the human to "breathe" underwater, get ample amounts of air at high altitudes, and become replenished when out of breath in a sporting event. At the convenient price of $6.99 per pack of 16, head to your nearest sporting event store and get your hand on this spectacular breakthrough in modern society.

From now on, humans do not have to count on holding their breathe to swim underwater. Although gills cannot be acquired, OxyGum is the next best thing! No more worrying about air tanks or scuba gear. Just pop in a piece of OxyGum and your underwater worries will be mended!